Look, not everything can be the Sorcerer’s Apprentice, alright? Sometimes you gotta work with the¬†technical equivalent of rabbit-in-hat. Just because your audience has guns is no reason to be picky so long as¬†they decide not to shoot you.

Woof, the analogy imploded like a singularity, before blossoming forth as a whole new universe of awful.

Oh! But that one worked okay. Blog post saved!