If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. To be on the floor.

Let it be known that I choose your SFX with great care. “Klonk” was not simply pulled from a metaphorical hat and placed on a literal page. Tireless hours of research goes into these decisions. Simulation after simulation after simulation is run to make absolutely sure there is no question what noise someone makes when they hit the ground at this precise level of drunkenness.

The last few weekends have been… interesting, let’s say.