It’s good that she didn’t end up making it super awkward or anything. That would be embarrassing.
Life is tricky, and sometimes you just need a boot in the ass. Sometimes, that boot is a high-heeled shoe. Sometimes, that high-heel is also on a boot. Sometimes, you have to pay someone a considerable sum of money to get that high-heeled boot to connect with your ass. Sometimes, I get really distracted halfway through an analogy and completely lose track of my point. I think it might have been something about looking out for one another. I’m not sure anymore.
I could probably use a boot in my ass.