Dead men tell no tales, but their asshole friends have plenty to say.

Really, this whole storyline is just illustrating the importance of staying in contact with friends and family. Or perhaps it’s the importance of knowing when to stay away from friends and family, because if you come back they’re just going to make you eat shit for it. Perhaps it’s both! Perhaps I didn’t think that part through as thoroughly as I could have. We’ll never know!

Perhaps.