If there’s only one thing I’ve learned in this great life, it’s “don’t take advice from a cat.”

I mean, think about it. The hell kinda advice is a cat gonna give you? “If you can’t chase it,¬†eat it, pee on it, or hiss at it, then just go to sleep.”¬†Believe me, I tried all five of those things when I had a hard drive failure earlier this year, and what good did it do me? None.

Okay, peeing on it was kinda fun, but it wasn’t helpful!