Not that that’s saying much. On a long enough timeline, peat moss would make a fine mother.

Ah, not to disparage the value of peat moss, mind you. I have nothing personal against peat moss. I’m sure peat moss is very important. I’m sure it has many agricultural uses that involve, I dunno, planty growy stuff. For all I know, within its own specialized field, peat moss is the absolute pinnacle of whatever the hell peat moss is supposed to do.

Just saying I wouldn’t trust it to raise a┬ákid, is all.