Man, I’m over 30, and I still don’t know. Adults are liars, kid.

So hey, usually I write something way longer here, but it’s been kind of a craaaaaazy week this week, and I actually ran completely out of time. It’s not that I don’t love you, I do, I just can’t always make the time for you that you deserve. And my lack of professionalism has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that this is the week of E3 and I’ve been absorbing coverage all day Monday and Tuesday.

…Okay, maybe it does, but Nintendo had fucking Muppets* at their press conference. I’m only human, people.

 

*To clarify, that’s Muppets with emphasis, not Muppets engaging in carnality. Oh that it were, friend. Oh that it were.