As you might imagine, in the corporate-run dystopia of our space-bound future, “acquisitions” has taken on something of a new meaning.

It means shooting the competition and taking their stuff. Sorry. I wasn’t sure if I needed to clarify, so I went ahead and clarified. Sorry if you didn’t need the clarification. I’m also sorry if you didn’t need me to be sorry. Sorry about that.

This is rapidly spiraling out of control. (Sorry. (If applicable.))