Pfft, whatever, Geoff. All the best conversations end with someone getting stabbed with a broken bottle. All of them. Just look at history!

Gettysburg Address? Stabbed with a broken bottle. Signing of the Magna Carta? Stabbed with a broken bottle. The first time Michael Jackson did the moonwalk while performing “Billie Jean” in Pasadena, California on March 25th, 1983? Stabbed with a broken bottle.

All the best conversations.