So hey, a year ended a couple days ago. Guess that’ll happen. Weird thing is, I noticed a bunch of people marking the occasion with all these Best Of lists? Weird, right? I think it’s weird.

But that’s cool, because I like weird things. So I decided to be weird, too, and name some bests!¬†Specifically, best video games, because you know I love ’em. But this isn’t one of those weird weird lists that tries to rank every game that was released last year in some kinda ascending/decending order of objective quality. That’s dumb. I don’t like dumb things. I like weird things. So, for your amusement, edification, education, and information, here is my list of Best Games of 2015, presented to you in comiclogical order.

  • Best Cyberpunk Roguelike: Invisible Inc
  • Best Sports Game, Ever: Rocket League
  • Best Shadowrun Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong
  • Best Game Prominently Featuring a Well: Downwell
  • Best Game They Just Keep Making Worse, Oh God, Please Stop: Metal Gear Solid V
  • Best Multiplayer Game I Bought¬†Twice Because, Yeah, It’s That Fun: Helldivers
  • Best OlliOlli Game: OlliOlli2
  • Best SimCity Game: Cities: Skylines
  • Best Hope For The Future of Budding Game Designers And User-Creation Tools: Mario Maker
  • Best Game I Watched Someone Else Play All Of Featuring Teens: Until Dawn
  • Best Game I Watched Someone Else Play Most Of Featuring Teens: Life Is Strange
  • Best Co-op Detective Game That Made Me Feel Smarter Than Shadlyn (Sometimes): Her Story
  • Best Game That Got Me To Actually Play Mortal Kombat Seriously For Like a Month: Mortal Kombat X
  • Best Game I’m Too Fucking Stupid to Play But I Hope Little Kids Get Way Into: Kerbal Space Program
  • Best Game I Played, Like, Twice, Which Is Kind of a Shame: Splatoon
  • Best X-Com Game: Massive Chalice
  • Best Dragon Ball Fan Fiction: Dragon Ball Xenoverse
  • Best Game I Could Write A Book About, No, Not Fanfiction, Like a Doctoral Thesis: Undertale
  • Best Game I Didn’t Finish Because I Was Waiting on My Asshole Roommates But I Swear I’m Gonna Finish in January: Witcher 3
  • Best Game I Didn’t Play Until After The New Year: Nuclear Throne
  • Honorable Mention: Galak-Z