I swear, I don’t have some kind of creepy fetish about women clubbing unsuspecting men in the head from behind. It’s certainly becoming a recurring theme, I admit, but I swear this is a coincidence of comedy! Sucker punches are just… just so damn funny.

Anywho. Happy Turkey Day, American citizens of the United States of Stuff! I understand why all our international readers are here, but you folks should be gorging yourselves or spending time with family or some combination thereof. You certainly shouldn’t be reading webcomics. Why, what would our forefathers think!?

Well, I suppose they’d just think “holy crap, global telecommunications is fucking incredible,” but dammit, you know what I mean.