I find that asking questions is often a good way to get yourself into situations you want no part of. Better to remain silent and live in a blissful cloud of ignorance.

Hrm. Maybe not “better.” Definitely “safer.” What you don’t know can’t hurt you, after all. Or that’s what I’ve been told, anyway, and since going and checking that out for myself would violate the “blissful cloud of ignorance” policy, I’ll just have to take it as gospel. Whatever that is. I’ve never looked it up.

…Okay, actually, living in blissful ignorance is proving to be really hard.