All things considered,¬†it’s probably not the most unreasonable request he’s heard in his line of work.

I wish I had a floaty microphone. Science fiction is often prescient about budding technologies, right? You know, like how Hitchhicker’s Guide¬†showed us the smartphone, how Star Trek showed us the tablet computer, and how Quantum Leap showed us time travel? So, like, this is sci fi, too. And here’s a piece of tech that doesn’t exist. So I’m staking my claim: Vagabond Starlight is the herald of the floaty microphone.

So get to work, sciency types. The dreamer’s work is done. Chop chop.