You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps! Other things that help include alcoholism, delusions, denial, desperation, and physical violence.

Poor Harry. The guy didn’t know he was the special guest star of somebody else’s story. I understand his confusion. He’s been around as long as anyone else has. Sorry, buddy. I had to keep you secret. One of my secret men.

I keep a collection of secret men. Shh. Don’t tell anyone.

They’re secret.