Don’t borrow money from crime lords. They’re never members of the FDIC.

People I would recommend borrowing money from are as follows:

  • Financial institutions
  • Friends
  • Family
  • Friendly family
  • Joey (he knows you’re good for it)
  • Dogs

Especially dogs. Honestly, they probably won’t even remember that they lent you the cash, but more importantly they won’t care. They’re dogs. Who gave them money anyway?