It’s the law of inverse visibility: the more you want something, the less likely people are to see you.

And that joke will have to do unless I can think up something later. It’s entirely likely I will be without proper Internet access the night that this goes up, so I’m typing up a little placeholder text as a Just In Case measure. Wouldn’t want a blank blog post to go up, after all. Man, look at how prepared we are. I feel so Boy Scouty!

Or maybe that’s just gas. Probably gas.