Not that she wanted to hang out with Oliver. She can’t stand him. Would probably sooner shove him off a cliff as soon as look at him. But hey, it’s nice to be asked, y’know?

Besides, how else is she going to flatly and rudely turn him down? She’s been rehearsing¬†all morning! Has he no decency? No thoughtfulness? No appreciation for all the hard work that goes into her put-downs?!

Next time, Jennifer. Next time.